An affectionate look at monster movies before Jurassic Park

By Pat Black

Posted on June 11, 2015 in Film with tags Dinosaurs

The original Jurassic Park signalled a new geological era of celluloid magic in 1993, with its eye-popping mix of practical effects and CGI (the latter is not used as much as you might think). But, pre-CGI, our monsters were not always so impressive (by that I mean, they were not all animated by Ray Harryhausen). Let’s take an affectionate look at the sometimes genuinely terrible lizards of the past:

1. The Land That Time Forgot (1975)

The Land Time Forgot

Kevin Connor’s Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptation cast The Virginian star Doug McClure as the shooty, punchy American hero, leading a host of British actors on a captured German WWI submarine into battle against glove puppet dinosaurs and dinnerplate-browed cavemen.

The lovingly-crafted dinos and hand-built miniature sets are a highlight, but a ludicrous pterodactyl glider and pantomime plesiosaur let the side down. There’s a lot of craftsmanship on show, however, and the puppets are terrific.

There’s also an anecdote about McClure punching through a wall during his audition. This may be complete bunk; but even if it’s untrue, it demands to be shared.

Doug popped up in a sequel, too – The People That Time Forgot – as Patrick Wayne (son of Jaaaarn) returns to the hidden island to rescue him.

 

2. At The Earth’s Core (1976)

At The Earths Core
Connor followed up that Burroughs adaptation with another. Alongside deadly Doug McClure in the Victorian burrowing machine was Peter Cushing – never less than great value – in his bumbling professor mode.

Cushing actually shoos away a man-in-suit bird-beaked monster with an umbrella in this beguilingly daft effort. Watch out for the four-legged monster that’s clearly two blokes in a panto outfit, and Hammer enchantress Caroline Munro as an incongruously hot core-dweller.

 

3. Warlords of Atlantis (1978)

Warlords of Atlantis

Connor and McClure’s final collaboration plunged us into underwater mayhem. Doug and The Onedin Line’s Peter Gilmore find Atlantis in a bathysphere-type contraption with a hole in the bottom… Just the perfect size for a plesiosaurus to stick its head through, you reckon? Spot on.

There’s an extraordinary scene where a giant octopus attacks a ship, drags the sailors on board below the waves to Atlantis… then deposits them on dry land, without any suggestion that they might have, y’know, drowned. The sound effect for the octopus seems to be a tape loop of raspberries and breaking wind – viewers can play along at home, easily.

This terrific romp features more fantastic miniature sets and puppet monsters, as Doug and the gang take on metal-helmeted fish men and a main baddie who models himself on Roxy Music-era Brian Eno. Watch out for the moment one of the crew is eaten, with a puppeteer clearly waggling his boot-clad fingers through the monster’s mouth to mimic kicking legs.

It’s as nuts as it sounds. Hand on heart, my favourite film when I was six years old.

 

4. Gorgo (1961)

Gorgo
This British-made kaiju effort starring Bill Travers is all but forgotten, which is a shame. When a giant sea monster is captured off the coast of Ireland, a King Kong-sized mistake is made when the creature is transported back to London for display with a circus.

It turns out the giant reptile was just a nipper. Its mummy is a lot bigger. And has the ‘tude to go with it.

Eugene Lourie’s full colour man-in-suit epic owes a lot to Toho Studios’ Godzilla, of course, but it has a charm of its own. When Gorgo brings down the heat on a niftily-realised matchstick version of London, you’ll be cheering the big lass on. And (spoilers?) watch out for an unusually fluffy ending. Awww.

 

5. Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend (1985)

Baby Secret Lost Legend
We’ve touched on this oddity before. Seann Young and William Katt discover a baby brontosaurus in Africa. The little one is a cute wee scamp – apart from its unsettlingly evil yellow eyes.

The effects are at the level of man-in-suit/puppet, and the final rampage is good for a giggle (if extremely violent for a children’s movie).

The nastiest monster involved might well be Patrick McGoohan, in a typically malevolent turn. As in Gorgo, though, we discover that it really doesn’t pay to cheese off a mummy monster.

6. The Lost World (1960)

The Lost World
Irwin Allen’s garish adaptation of Conan Doyle’s Professor Challenger classic hit upon the dubious plan of bringing dinosaurs to the big screen in the shape of… real reptiles with bits stuck on them.

Oh lord, there’s even a “fight” between a pair of beasties… You daren’t look, for all the wrong reasons.

At one point, a ‘tyrannosaurus rex’ menaces our heroes. Any budding dinosaur fan could have corrected Claude Raine’s Prof Challenger in his taxonomic assessment. ‘That’s not a T-Rex, mate… that’s a lizard with a couple of horns glued onto its head.’

Watch out for a “giant spider” which I really hope was not dyed green.

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One comment on “An affectionate look at monster movies before Jurassic Park”

  • Free Games says:

    Jurassic Park still employs plenty of computer effects, which hold up just fine after two decades, but the practical in-camera effects are the real wowsers.

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